gekkokurage:

when i bought pokemon X i picked fennekin and squirtle okay

right now we focus on my squirtle, Kazoo, who had a bold personality or something like that

so ofc because he was proud he sparkled

when Kazoo became a Blastoise I was battling him with my friend and she was like “haha holy shit how did you get a shiny blastoise”

i cried for twenty minutes straight

i thought he was sparkly because he had self confidence

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Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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sixpenceee:

Here is a list of found footage tapes (from movies or posted on youtube) and creepy videos. Not all of these are real, of course. 

  1. In the Woods: Last footage of a guy walking in the woods. He begins to hear growling sounds. These sounds seem like they are from a human-animal hybrid in pain. At the end something pops out of the bushes, and he runs away. 
  2. No Thorough Road: Video of a group of boys driving around, when odd things begin to occur. Horrifying things that they first treat as a joke but then begin to get genuinely scared about. 
  3. Indonesian Ghost TuyulFootage of a ghost that can only be seen by one person at a time. Two dudes are playing the guitar when and do not sense the tuyul lurking around them. 
  4. Paris Catacombs: Found footage of a guy who was lost in the never ending halls of the Paris catacombs. Some suspect that something else was down there with him. 
  5. Ghost of Henry VIIFound on a security tape is the ghost of Henry VII in Hampton Court. You can make out his apparition floating through the doors. 
  6. V.H.S: A horror film in a found footage style video. They are terrifying and is something I recommend to watch in the dark at 12 a.m 
  7. SlendermanAn enormous stick like figure found climbing the buildings in Russia. Many link it to the urban legend of slender man.
  8. Imaginary Friends: A father decides to play hide and seek with his daughter, but it seems like there’s a third identified player involved. 
  9. The Rake: Some humanoid creature is found climbing around the roof of a man. Needless to say he is extremely creeped out. 
  10. Japanese Haunted Hospital: Part of a Japanese t.v show, in a “found footage” style of the spirits that lurk around a long dead abandoned hospital 

The horror doesn’t stop here. Check out this masterpost of more creepy lists and short films. 

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concertotodick:

This is absolutely fantastic.

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icarusthesupernaturalpig:

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

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kissmelikeumeanit9999:

yesiownadragon:

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

Hey! 

I have something for you all to keep you up all night. (You should thank me it’s final week season.)

So Ed Hermanski was a high school teacher, who started to tell an extremely scary story to his history class. 

And by scary, I mean it was scary enough for it to be in a newspaper article and for many people requesting it to be made into a movie. 

Hermanski tells kids at the start to leave if they become too frightened. A few actually exit early. Others, even honor students and tough jocks, cannot sleep afterward.

What’s REALLY mysterious about this story is how MANY people report extremely strange things happening afterwards. For example, the power turning on and off and mysterious noises.

I’ve attached an audio of the story. One student decided to record it one day. It’s a long listen and remember listen at your own risk.

AUDIO RECORDING OF THE STORY

ARTICLE ON THE STORY

The audio isn’t working on the link I posted because too many users on it at once, but someone suggested another working audio file

LISTEN TO IT HERE

If this one crashes too, I’ll personally upload the audio file to tumblr

Also here’s some more information about the story itself

Here’s a thread where you can read testimonials

A blogpost written by a girl who experienced some intense things after hearing the story

This thread gives descriptions of the story (SPOILERS) as well as testimonials by students of Hermanski’s class

ENJOY!

i’m listening to it and i’m 15 minutes in and so far it’s just really horrifying  i’ve been getting so into creepy stuff like this lately i dunno why i do these things to myself

omfg holy shit sixpenceee a lot of things on your blog scare me but THIS, I took the time out to listen to this and omfg I am scarred for life

YOU GUYS NEED TO READ THESE HORRIFYING TESTIMONIALS 

May they serve as a warning for those of you listening in the middle of the night.

This is the first time one of my own posts is scaring me. 

STAY SAFE! 

Since so many people were requesting it, here is the transcript for the kimberly story, missing the first 10 minutes but everything else is great! 

If you haven’t read/listened to this yet, I HIGHLY SUGGEST IT!

I live in Texas and I am going to listen to this on my way home from work… Wish me luck

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communistbakery:

local teen found dead after friends convince him to jump off a dock. after jumping, the dock collapsed, crushing him. sources say that his death was a result of pier pressure

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gorogoroiu:

honkschraders:

metal-thimble:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

#this is dumb#but i’m desperate

when you got nothing you got nothing to lose

I got a job after reblogging this !

gorogoroiu:

honkschraders:

metal-thimble:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

when you got nothing you got nothing to lose

I got a job after reblogging this !

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ponytail-andaprettysmile:

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

THI S IS MU FAVORITE THING

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mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

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the-groundskeeper:

the-groundskeeper:

what i did in graphic design class today is

this has 70,200 notes and you’re all fucking dead to me

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